- friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
- me: drunk
September 2012
friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
August 2012
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nothing beats a girl with really nice long hair
what about chris brown
I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
